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“Hello?” “Hey.” “Hey, what’s up?” “Nothing.” “Cool.” “So, answer this, what would you say is the most unforgivable offense for an adult?” “I don’t know, murder?” “No, I don’t mean like that.” “Rape?” “No.” “Dude? What are you talking about?” “I mean, like what is the most socially offensive thing you can do that isn’t... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey.” “Hey, what’s up?” “Nothing. You want to know one of the best things to come out of the pandemic?” “Sure. What?” “Well, let me rephrase that…you want to know my favorite thing to come out of the pandemic?” “Again, sure.” “Watching people hold in yawns.” “What?” “Watching people hold in yawns.” “Yeah, I... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Yo, what’s up?” “Hey, what’s up?” “So, listen to this.” “OK.” “The other day I go into the bathroom at work and there’s some dude in the stall putting out an ungodly smell. It legit smells like toxic waste in there.” “Two things: First, have you ever actually smelled toxic waste?” “No I have... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey.” “Hey. What’s up?” “Is there anything better than witnessing an awkward exchange as a bystander?” “Good morning to you too.” “Sorry. Good morning. How are you? So, is there anything more entertaining than watching two strangers have an awkward interaction?” “I need a little more context.” “Right. So, I was at Walgreens and... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, what’s up?” “Hey, man. Not much. What’s happening?” “Nothing. So, I was thinking about this. Tell me if it's just me.” “Shoot.” “Like, as a parent, or rather, as a dad, do you feel like you’re the assistant manager to your wife?” “I don’t get it.” “Like, your wife is the manager and... Continue Reading →
Subtitled, The Shocking Inside Story of How America Really Took Over the World, Confessions of an Economic Hit Man is a semi-autobiographical book written by John Perkins. The author claims that he was hired at a Boston engineering consulting firm that was secretly directed by the NSA. The author’s role was to consult the leaders... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey” “Hey, what’s up?” “Nothing. So, do you use the pharmacy much?” “What?” “The pharmacy. Do you use it much?” “Like a Walgreens?” “Like, any pharmacy. Do you use it very much?” “I don’t know. I guess the normal amount.” “So, you normally get prescriptions?” “What? No. I thought you meant just the store. ... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey.” “Hey, what’s up?” “Nothing. So, listen to this. The other day we’re grilling out and we’re having chicken. It’s been a while since I’ve grilled chicken so I googled how to do it.” “You don’t know how to grill chicken?” “Yes, I know how to do it, but I couldn’t remember the specifics.... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Yo, what’s up?” “What’s up, man?” “Nothing.” “So, what have you got?” “You know I’ve got something?” “Every week. Like clockwork.” “I guess there is one thing.” “Let’s hear it.” “So, this lady at work, she’s the assistant for our group and handles all the administrative tasks.” “Like an administrative assistant?” “Yeah, pretty much. ... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey”. “Hey. What’s up?” “Nothing. So, tell me this, do you delete stuff?” “What?” “Do you regularly delete stuff?” “Like what?” “Things on your phone. Like emails or texts.” “No, not really. Why?” “Exactly. No one does.” “Are you just trying to get confirmation on that?” “No. My point is that no one ever... Continue Reading →
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