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“Hello?” “Hey, what’s up?” “My man. What’s up?” “I’ve got a question.” “Fire away.” “So, a woman at work had a tag on her sweater and I didn’t tell her about it.” “OK. Like, she’d left the price tag on?” “No. It was one of those sticker kinds. This one told the size. The sweater... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, what’s up?” “Nothing. What’s going on?” “Dude, life is so awkward.” “So fucking awkward. What happened?” “So, I’ve mentioned to you that a couple years ago, I started working out at lunch?” “You still doing that?” “When I can, yes. So, today I was going for a run. Like most people, I usually... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey.” “Hey, man. Whatta you got?” “So, at work, I’m known as the healthy guy.” “They call you that?” “No. I mean, like, I work out at lunch and always have healthy food.” “Got it, healthy guy.” “Seriously?” “Sorry. Continue.” “Anyway, picture the workforce at a typical American corporation. It’s not the pinnacle of... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, bud.” “Hey, man. How goes it?” “All good. So, I’ve kind of got a situation at work.” “Excellent. Let’s hear it.” “It wasn’t my fault and it wasn’t on purpose.” “It never is.” “So, our office has one of these ‘modern’ layouts where the individual offices are all internal and there’s open glass... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, man. What’s up?” “Nothing. What’s going on?” “So, I had a weird situation the other day.” “You don’t say.” “I do say.” “Let’s hear it.” “Well, in short, I had to run from a fart before someone saw it was me.” “Wow. That’s quite an opening.” “So, at work, our office is on... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey.” “Hey, man.” “What’s up?” “Nothing. What’s going on?” “Nothing.” “You know what happened the other day?” “What?” “I had a sandwich for dinner.” “Great story.” “That wasn’t my point.” “Hope not.” “My point was, why is it weird to eat a sandwich for dinner?” “Is it?” “Yes. You don’t think so?” “I haven’t... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, man.” “Hey, bud. What’s up?” “Nothing. So, tell me this, what’s something you’d eat when you’re hungry?” “Did you really call to ask me this? I’m at work?” “Yes, but I am also trying to make a point.” “Which is?” “Well, first, tell me. What do you eat when you’re hungry?” “Fuck, dude.... Continue Reading →
“Hello?”“Hey, man.”“Hey, what’s up, bud?”“Nothing. So, answer this question for me, what do you call an original thought you have about an issue?”“I don’t know? Perspective?”“No. I mean like, what’s another word for a thought?”“An idea?”“Yes, exactly.”“Is that why you called me?”“No. I’m just establishing a position. It’s called an idea, right?”“Yeah, I guess. What... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hello, sir.” “Hey, bud. What’s up?” “Nothing. So, tell me if this shit happens to you.” “Go ahead.” “Do you ever have these things that you deal with only because you can’t let it go?” “Are you talking about, like, trying something new? Or having an awkward conversation with someone?” “No, no, no. I’m... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, dude.” “Hey, man.” “You know what’s scary?” “What?” “Have you ever really thought about how many people don’t give a shit about their jobs?” “Not sure what constitutes ‘really’ thinking about it, but yeah, I’m pretty aware that most people don’t care.” “Right? And, I think most people are generally aware of this... Continue Reading →
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