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“Hello?” “Hey.” “Hey, what’s up?” “Nothing.” “Cool.” “So, answer this, what would you say is the most unforgivable offense for an adult?” “I don’t know, murder?” “No, I don’t mean like that.” “Rape?” “No.” “Dude? What are you talking about?” “I mean, like what is the most socially offensive thing you can do that isn’t... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, what’s up?” “Hey, man. Not much. What’s happening?” “Nothing. So, I was thinking about this. Tell me if it's just me.” “Shoot.” “Like, as a parent, or rather, as a dad, do you feel like you’re the assistant manager to your wife?” “I don’t get it.” “Like, your wife is the manager and... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey.” “Hey, what’s up?” “Nothing. So, listen to this. The other day we’re grilling out and we’re having chicken. It’s been a while since I’ve grilled chicken so I googled how to do it.” “You don’t know how to grill chicken?” “Yes, I know how to do it, but I couldn’t remember the specifics.... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Yo, what’s up?” “What’s up, man?” “Nothing.” “So, what have you got?” “You know I’ve got something?” “Every week. Like clockwork.” “I guess there is one thing.” “Let’s hear it.” “So, this lady at work, she’s the assistant for our group and handles all the administrative tasks.” “Like an administrative assistant?” “Yeah, pretty much. ... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey”. “Hey. What’s up?” “Nothing. So, tell me this, do you delete stuff?” “What?” “Do you regularly delete stuff?” “Like what?” “Things on your phone. Like emails or texts.” “No, not really. Why?” “Exactly. No one does.” “Are you just trying to get confirmation on that?” “No. My point is that no one ever... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey.” “Hey, what’s up?” “Nothing. Do you like getting gifts?” “Why? Did you get me something?” “No, I didn’t. But, seriously, do you like getting gifts?” “I guess.” “You do?” “I’m assuming you don’t?” “No. I’m over them.” “Gifts? You’re over gifts?” “Yes. I mean, I like a thoughtful gift that is actually something... Continue Reading →
“Hello.” “Yo, sup?” “Nothing. What’s happening?” “Nothing. So, have you ever thought about how within airports there is a subset of societal rules that apply only within those terminal walls?” “Wow. That’s quite an opening. It’s a lot to take in.” “Well, now that you’ve taken it in, have you?” “Have I what?” “Thought about... Continue Reading →
“Hello.” “Hey.” “Hey, what’s up?” “Nothing, I just had to call with a story.” “Got it. What’s up?” “So, do y’all ever sell stuff on Craigslist?” “Huh. No. Can’t say that’s a regular thing for us. Why? Is that a hobby of yours?” “A hobby? No. But, we’ve found it's a good way to get... Continue Reading →
“Hello.” “Hey.” “My man.” “What’s up?” “Nothing. What’s up?” “Tell me what you think about this.” “Shoot.” “Do you think it makes me selfish if I don’t like receiving favors?” “You don’t like when people do you favors?” “Correct. I generally don’t like it, or at least, most of the time, I’d prefer they just... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey” “Hey, what’s up?” “Nothing. So, listen to this.” “I’m all ears.” “What?” “I said, ‘I’m all ears’.” “Ok?” “It’s an expression.” “I know. It’s just a lame one.” “So sorry to offend you.” “Anyway, as I was saying, the other day I’m getting gas and I noticed this well-dressed Asian woman over by... Continue Reading →
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