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“Hello.” “Yo, sup?” “Nothing. What’s happening?” “Nothing. So, have you ever thought about how within airports there is a subset of societal rules that apply only within those terminal walls?” “Wow. That’s quite an opening. It’s a lot to take in.” “Well, now that you’ve taken it in, have you?” “Have I what?” “Thought about... Continue Reading →
“Hello.” “Hey.” “Hey, what’s up?” “Nothing, I just had to call with a story.” “Got it. What’s up?” “So, do y’all ever sell stuff on Craigslist?” “Huh. No. Can’t say that’s a regular thing for us. Why? Is that a hobby of yours?” “A hobby? No. But, we’ve found it's a good way to get... Continue Reading →
“Hello.” “Hey.” “My man.” “What’s up?” “Nothing. What’s up?” “Tell me what you think about this.” “Shoot.” “Do you think it makes me selfish if I don’t like receiving favors?” “You don’t like when people do you favors?” “Correct. I generally don’t like it, or at least, most of the time, I’d prefer they just... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey” “Hey, what’s up?” “Nothing. So, listen to this.” “I’m all ears.” “What?” “I said, ‘I’m all ears’.” “Ok?” “It’s an expression.” “I know. It’s just a lame one.” “So sorry to offend you.” “Anyway, as I was saying, the other day I’m getting gas and I noticed this well-dressed Asian woman over by... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, what’s up?” “My man. What’s up?” “I’ve got a question.” “Fire away.” “So, a woman at work had a tag on her sweater and I didn’t tell her about it.” “OK. Like, she’d left the price tag on?” “No. It was one of those sticker kinds. This one told the size. The sweater... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, what’s up?” “Nothing. What’s going on?” “Dude, life is so awkward.” “So fucking awkward. What happened?” “So, I’ve mentioned to you that a couple years ago, I started working out at lunch?” “You still doing that?” “When I can, yes. So, today I was going for a run. Like most people, I usually... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey.” “Hey, man. Whatta you got?” “So, at work, I’m known as the healthy guy.” “They call you that?” “No. I mean, like, I work out at lunch and always have healthy food.” “Got it, healthy guy.” “Seriously?” “Sorry. Continue.” “Anyway, picture the workforce at a typical American corporation. It’s not the pinnacle of... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, bud.” “Hey, man. How goes it?” “All good. So, I’ve kind of got a situation at work.” “Excellent. Let’s hear it.” “It wasn’t my fault and it wasn’t on purpose.” “It never is.” “So, our office has one of these ‘modern’ layouts where the individual offices are all internal and there’s open glass... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, man. What’s up?” “Nothing. What’s going on?” “So, I had a weird situation the other day.” “You don’t say.” “I do say.” “Let’s hear it.” “Well, in short, I had to run from a fart before someone saw it was me.” “Wow. That’s quite an opening.” “So, at work, our office is on... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey.” “Hey, man.” “What’s up?” “Nothing. What’s going on?” “Nothing.” “You know what happened the other day?” “What?” “I had a sandwich for dinner.” “Great story.” “That wasn’t my point.” “Hope not.” “My point was, why is it weird to eat a sandwich for dinner?” “Is it?” “Yes. You don’t think so?” “I haven’t... Continue Reading →
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