“Hello?”

“Hey.”

“Hey, man.”

“S’up. So, listen to this.”

“Shoot.”

“Yesterday I was at the Y in the locker room.”

“I’m concerned how many of your stories take place in the locker room.”

“Well, I’m in there everyday and you see a lot of things. Do you want me to continue or not?”

“By all means, proceed.”

“OK, so I was in the locker room and it’s always been weird to me how there is a set of showers near the toilet stalls.”

“What’s weird about it?”

“Well, like, the majority of the showers are in one area and the urinals and toilets are in a different area. However, there’s a few random showers over by the toilets. I guess at some point there was some remodeling and there was available space in that area, but still, the layout is just strange.”

“OK.”

“Anyway, everytime I’m peeing there seems to be a guy in one of those stalls going number 2  while there is some other dude a few feet away taking a shower.”

“Is this story going somewhere awkward?”

“No. My point is that, how gross does it seem to take a shower with another dude taking a crap right next to you? It’s uncomfortable to pee next to the guy. I can’t imagine taking a shower.”

“Yeah, that’s pretty unsettling.”

“Exactly. Well, I’ve always found this situation to be odd. Anyway, today I went in to pee and there was no one else going to the bathroom, but there was a dude in the shower stall. I end up going for a pretty long time and towards the end, I let out a long, ripping fart. It was one of those five-second, airhorn style monsters you get maybe once a month.”

“Congratulations.”

“Thank you. So, this thing concludes right as I also finish pissing and I keep thinking how gross it would be if you were in the shower cleansing yourself and then heard some random dude rip a big fart next to you.”

“This story is beyond weird. You get that, right?”

“Just wait. So, I’m thinking this and out of nowhere I holler, ‘Does that make you feel clean?’.”

“You said it to the guy in the shower?”

“Yes. I mean, I said it loudly and there was no one else around. He definitely heard me.”

“Dude, what the hell is wrong with you?”

“I don’t know. It just came out. It just seemed hilarious to say to someone trying to clean off. Asking them if your big fart made them feel clean. To be honest, I keep giggling every time I think about it.”

“That’s some weird stuff, man. Did he respond or say anything to you afterward?”

“No, he didn’t say anything, but I quickly left the scene.”

“That’s messed up.”

“True. But, it’s also pretty funny.”

“Touche. That is pretty funny. I’m actually kind of giggling about it now.”

“I told you.”