“Hello?” “Hey.” “Hey, what’s up?” “Did y’all eat a lot of popsicles when you were a kid?” “Why?” “Just fucking because. Seriously, did y’all have popsicles in the freezer?” “Yes.” “Everyone did, right?” “To some extent, sure. Why?” “Ok. So, would your mom get a box of popsicles, or even those liquid ones that were... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, man.” “Hey, buddy. What’s up?” “Nothing. So, listen to this?” “Shoot.” “At the office, we have a cleaning crew that comes in at night. It’s typically these two older Asian ladies and a younger Asian guy. I don’t know if he’s the son of one of them but that’s always been my assumption.”... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, man.” “Hey, what’s up?” “Nothing. Alright, listen to this. Last Saturday I was driving through my neighborhood and there were two little girls with a stand on the side of the road.” “A lemonade stand.” “Right. Just a typical lemonade stand. I always try to stop at these even though I usually don’t... Continue Reading →