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“Hello?” “Hey, what’s up?” “What’s up, man?” “Nothing. Hey, you remember Mr. Rooter from high school?” “Roto Rooter?” “Exactly. You remember the mouse carts we had to make in his class?” “The little mouse trap powered cars we had to make? Of course I remember that.” “I imagined you would. Well, the other day I... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, man.” “Hey, bud.” “Let me ask you something, and tell me if I’m crazy, have you ever smelled an ear infection?” “Have I ever what?” “Smelled an ear infection.” “Dude, what the fuck are talking about?” “You have young kids. Those fuckers get ear infections all the time. Have you ever smelled one?”... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, man. What’s happening?’ “Nothing. What’s up?” “Nothing. So, you know what I can’t stand?” “What’s that?” “When someone transfers their burden onto you.” “Does this happen to you a lot?” “I wouldn’t say a lot, but more than you’d think. I bet you deal with it as well.” “I’m not sure I agree... Continue Reading →
“Hello.” “Hey, what’s up?” “What’s up, man?” “Nothing. So, listen.” “Fire away.” “So, with my job, I’m in a production role.” “Basically, a more professional way to say sales.” “Exactly. And, I call on companies and go to events and network and all that bullshit. So, there is a company that was a client but... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, what’s up?” “Nothing. What’s up?” “Do you ever have trouble with belt holes?” “What?” “Do you ever have trouble with belt holes?” “No, I heard you. Just, what the fuck are you talking about?” “I’m talking about the holes in your belt. You know how you put one on, feed it through the... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, man.” “Hey, bud. What’s up?” “Nothing. You know what’s annoying?” “Please tell me.” “At work the other day, this lady said she loves what she does.” “How dare she?” “That’s not the point. It was at the all company meeting and she was being given an award for doing a great job.” “Is... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, brother.” “What’s up, my man. How are things?” “Same. So, listen to this.” “Can’t wait.” “So, I took the kids to the mall the other day.” “You took them shopping? Brave man.” “No. I took them to play. We literally go to the mall to run around.” “Really?” “Yeah, it’s great. During the... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, what’s up?” “Nothing. What’s up with you.” “Nothing. So, do you ever wonder where sayings come from?” “What do you mean?” “Like figures of speech. Just the regular sayings everyone uses all the time. Where did they come from?” “I don’t know. I guess at some point they were each coined by someone.”... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, bud.” “Hey, what’s up, dude.” “Nothing. So I was thinking about something.” “Lay it on me.” “How crazy is it that society commonly uses the phrase ‘blow your nose’?” “I don’t know. I haven’t thought much about it. Definitely never considered it crazy.” “Well, it’s about time you did. It’s about time we... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, what’s up?” “Good day, sir. What’s the latest?” “Nothing. So, listen. You want to know the most obnoxious thing I’ve ever seen?” “You’ve noticed a lot of obnoxious things over the years.” “I’ve got a keen eye.” “Well, yes, let me hear it.” “And, I guarantee you’ve seen this.” “Lay it on me.”... Continue Reading →
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