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“Hello?” “Hey, what’s up?” “Nothing. What’s up?” “Do you ever have trouble with belt holes?” “What?” “Do you ever have trouble with belt holes?” “No, I heard you. Just, what the fuck are you talking about?” “I’m talking about the holes in your belt. You know how you put one on, feed it through the... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, man.” “Hey, bud. What’s up?” “Nothing. You know what’s annoying?” “Please tell me.” “At work the other day, this lady said she loves what she does.” “How dare she?” “That’s not the point. It was at the all company meeting and she was being given an award for doing a great job.” “Is... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, brother.” “What’s up, my man. How are things?” “Same. So, listen to this.” “Can’t wait.” “So, I took the kids to the mall the other day.” “You took them shopping? Brave man.” “No. I took them to play. We literally go to the mall to run around.” “Really?” “Yeah, it’s great. During the... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, what’s up?” “Nothing. What’s up with you.” “Nothing. So, do you ever wonder where sayings come from?” “What do you mean?” “Like figures of speech. Just the regular sayings everyone uses all the time. Where did they come from?” “I don’t know. I guess at some point they were each coined by someone.”... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, bud.” “Hey, what’s up, dude.” “Nothing. So I was thinking about something.” “Lay it on me.” “How crazy is it that society commonly uses the phrase ‘blow your nose’?” “I don’t know. I haven’t thought much about it. Definitely never considered it crazy.” “Well, it’s about time you did. It’s about time we... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, what’s up?” “Good day, sir. What’s the latest?” “Nothing. So, listen. You want to know the most obnoxious thing I’ve ever seen?” “You’ve noticed a lot of obnoxious things over the years.” “I’ve got a keen eye.” “Well, yes, let me hear it.” “And, I guarantee you’ve seen this.” “Lay it on me.”... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey.” “Hey, what’s up?” “Did y’all eat a lot of popsicles when you were a kid?” “Why?” “Just fucking because. Seriously, did y’all have popsicles in the freezer?” “Yes.” “Everyone did, right?” “To some extent, sure. Why?” “Ok. So, would your mom get a box of popsicles, or even those liquid ones that were... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, man.” “Hey, buddy. What’s up?” “Nothing. So, listen to this?” “Shoot.” “At the office, we have a cleaning crew that comes in at night. It’s typically these two older Asian ladies and a younger Asian guy. I don’t know if he’s the son of one of them but that’s always been my assumption.”... Continue Reading →
“Hello?” “Hey, man.” “Hey, what’s up?” “Nothing. Alright, listen to this. Last Saturday I was driving through my neighborhood and there were two little girls with a stand on the side of the road.” “A lemonade stand.” “Right. Just a typical lemonade stand. I always try to stop at these even though I usually don’t... Continue Reading →
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